How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety – The Funniest Parody Book Every Cat Lover Should Read!

If you're a cat owner with a sense of humor, "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety" is the book you didn't know you needed. Written by Zachary Auburn, this hilarious parody book imagines a world where cats face modern dangers—guns, drugs, the internet, and even Satanism—and it's up to you, their responsible human, to educate them!

The book is styled as a satirical Q&A guide, supposedly published by a fictional group called The American Association of Patriots, who believe that feline safety is a top national priority. Through funny and absurd "lessons," the book mocks overly serious political rhetoric and outdated moral panic, making it a brilliant piece of social satire.

What's Inside the Book?

• How to discuss gun safety with your cat (seriously... but not seriously!)
• Warning signs your cat may be using drugs or involved in the occult
• The risks of online cat radicalization
• And much more, all delivered with a straight face and a hilarious twist

Whether you're a fan of dark humor, absurdity, or just love cats, this book is a must-read. It's perfect as a gift, a coffee table conversation starter, or simply something to lighten your day.

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Note: This book is a parody and intended for entertainment only. No cats were harmed—or educated with weapons—during the making of this book.